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❤Hey my name is Emily and this entire blog is a fuck mess❤

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

phanstop:

wontforgets:

snowwanderer:

jeanqueerschtein:

kohai-san:

fuck-you-im-australian:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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accidentally typing olay instead of okay

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accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

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accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

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accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

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accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

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typing “hte” instead of “the” 

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prlncest:

stxygold-n:

prlncest:

"you look like your parents"

yeah i have this theory called genetics

Im not sure your theory is particularly valid cause I look NOTHING like my parents

if you don’t look like your parents why would someone say this to you

kingofhispaniola:

standwithpalestine:

Female Palestinian future commandos take part in a training session in the West Bank city of Jericho, April 6, 2014. The group of 22 are set to become the first female members of the Presidential Guards. Photos: Dusan Vranic / AP Photo

She bad

inetgate:

水槽な犬小屋
Went to my local vet clinic to drop off my dog for surgery and was surprised to see this awesome fish tank/dog house! - Imgur

inetgate:

水槽な犬小屋

Went to my local vet clinic to drop off my dog for surgery and was surprised to see this awesome fish tank/dog house! - Imgur

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

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